Nice Guys Finish SECOND Last!
August 10, 2004
It is no secret that it is widely believed in our society that nice guys finish last when it comes to hooking up with girls. I don't believe this notion arose because girls are more attracted to bad boys than "good" boys, rather it is probably because bad guys do bad things. Huh? Let me explain.
Bad guys do bad things -- which naturally means that they take risks more often since being bad is a risk! As a result, bad boys are more likely to risk their self-confidence and self-esteem to hook up with a girl. And not only are bad guys more likely to take these risks than good guys, they are more likely to take these risks much more frequently. Before a nice guy hooks up with a girl, he ponders about whether it's the right move, the right time, and the right thing to do -- and as a result he gets stopped or beaten many a time in his pursuit of l'amour.
But does this mean that nice guys finish last? No, they actually finish 2nd last! The people who finish last are the girls who make the mistake of starting relationships of any kind with bad boys. Sure, it may be a fun fling for a little while -- but things likely won't stay that way. Being that it is in the bad boy's nature to be bad, sooner or later their will be situations as a result of the bad boy where the girl will regret what she has gotten herself into -- and as a result, she finishes last.
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